emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes


you gotta be trippin
reddlr-trees:

It’s like icing on a cake

reddlr-trees:

It’s like icing on a cake

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio